allidubbs:

I can quote this entire movie. 

(Source: likes-boys)

(Source: im)

(Source: lovequotesrus)

Anonymous asked: How many times?

statcounter says A LOT, but it looks like the person just opened the ask box and left it open so it looked like a lot more. oh well haha

Anonymous asked: Did you ever figure out who from ur town is always on ur tumblr?

yeah! it was my friend from public school, she nicely reminded me that it was her visiting my page :)

one third of me:I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me:sex sex sex. All I want is sex fuck relationships
one third of me:fuck everyone I hate people. kill yourselves

(Source: jennkuhn)

hawksgirl:

this is why i love this man.

hawksgirl:

this is why i love this man.

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:*sips* “Gotham is safe.”

strangersatthemall:

thisdorkyblogthing:

nekoconsulting:

Father—

What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.

So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH  at me??

DID ANTHONY HOPKINS JUST HWARGH AT ME

(Source: cast1el)